Nifong

A prosecutor named Mike Nifong
Found himself hoist by his own Thai thong
   He called the Duke lacrossers apes
   And made other nasty japes
But it turns out he had those guys wrong.

I like her hands

I like her hands
I like her nose
I like her legs
I like her toes
I like her butt
I like her bodice
I lover her all over
My domestic goddess