Sunday, March 16, 2008

No need to be exotic
Or even erotic
Much less neurotic
The system knows perfectly well
how to operate
masticate, disgesterate,
constipate, defecate,
cogitate and empathate
calculate and masturbate
lungs inflate and then deflate
circulate and flatulate
speculate and urinate
flagellate and obstreperate
meditate and medicate

Friday, January 18, 2008


A prosecutor named Mike Nifong
Found himself hoist by his own Thai thong
   He called the Duke lacrossers apes
   And made other nasty japes
But it turns out he had those guys wrong.

Saturday, January 05, 2008

I like her hands

I like her hands
I like her nose
I like her legs
I like her toes
I like her butt
I like her bodice
I lover her all over
My domestic goddess