tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-343651032024-02-20T04:26:30.074-08:00woggy bloggyPotentially offensive poetry. You have been warned.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-81213957460403186522008-03-16T06:40:00.000-07:002008-03-16T06:42:08.483-07:00No need to be exotic<br />Or even erotic<br />Much less neurotic<br />The system knows perfectly well<br />how to operate<br />masticate, disgesterate,<br />constipate, defecate,<br />cogitate and empathate<br />calculate and masturbate<br />lungs inflate and then deflate<br />circulate and flatulate<br />speculate and urinate<br />flagellate and obstreperate<br />meditate and medicateUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-12428352124409996242008-01-18T18:10:00.000-08:002008-01-18T18:13:18.654-08:00NifongA prosecutor named Mike Nifong<br />Found himself hoist by his own Thai thong<br /> He called the Duke lacrossers apes<br /> And made other nasty japes<br />But it turns out he had those guys wrong.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-53153768465319873092008-01-05T10:19:00.001-08:002008-01-05T10:19:44.232-08:00I like her handsI like her hands<br />I like her nose<br />I like her legs<br />I like her toes<br />I like her butt<br />I like her bodice<br />I lover her all over<br />My domestic goddessUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-38682784245932810282006-12-30T09:03:00.000-08:002006-12-30T09:04:16.010-08:00IraqThe Iraqi freedom fi..., um, insurgents have got some nerve<br />To resist pacification with such unstinting verve.<br />Some believe in violence and are going to flaunt it.<br />Can we force peace on folks who really don't want it?<br /><br />We're trying to give them democracy<br />By establishing an approved aristocracy.<br />Do we really think that through military scrimage<br />That we'll manage to remake Iraq in our image?<br /><br />If the Trix bunny dressed out in desert camo khakis,<br />We might say, "Silly Rabbit, Iraq is for the Iraqis."<br />Preach me not about honor and all that jive.<br />Support our troops: bring them home alive.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-71708473445083214922006-12-02T16:10:00.000-08:002006-12-02T16:11:26.057-08:00War on What?It seems to me to be in error<br />To think that we can make war on terror.<br />Terror is a tactic used in war,<br />So a war on terror is fighting fahr with fahr.<br />Seems like that could make an awful mess.<br />Seems like we'll get more terror, not less.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-63348428954277795882006-11-29T17:28:00.001-08:002006-11-29T17:28:41.276-08:00Every day in every way<br />I'm more full of it than yesterday<br />But that's okay<br />Cause I like myself anyway.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-79027246706196375712006-11-16T16:20:00.001-08:002006-11-16T16:20:34.200-08:00Motion is all that there is<br />All there is is motion<br />I'm a wavelet on the face of the deep<br />A ripple on the oceanUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-5537158556126249622006-11-16T16:16:00.000-08:002006-11-16T16:19:26.363-08:00Vegetarian CountingEating meat is death for one<br />First you're here, then you're gone<br /><br />Eating meat is death times two<br />First it kills the animal,<br />Then it kills you.<br /><br />Eating meat is death times three<br />First it kills the animal<br />Then it kills me<br />Then it kills us all environmentally<br /><br />Eating meat is death times four<br />Animal, diner, butcher, more<br /><br />Eating meat is death times five<br />Nobody will be left alive<br /><br />Eating meat is death...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-71951699384022860952006-10-22T12:54:00.001-07:002006-10-22T12:54:47.865-07:00True?Whether it's false or whether it's true<br />Greatly depends on my point of view.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-51152889052594552222006-10-17T19:06:00.001-07:002006-10-17T19:06:32.434-07:00False or True?Whether it's false or whether it's true<br />Greatly depends on one's point of viewUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-26280151108919797982006-10-09T16:55:00.000-07:002006-10-09T16:56:02.846-07:00NoiseDid the tree in falling make a sound<br />When there was no one to hear around?<br /><br />Only as much as the whippoorwill's call<br />Only as much as the acorn's fall<br />Only as much as the kids at the mallUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-1160237816543288652006-10-07T09:16:00.000-07:002006-10-07T09:16:56.553-07:00DanceDance with the mystery<br />Ponder your history<br />What does it mean?<br />All of it green?<br /><br />Green is the money<br />Green is the world<br />Blue is not funny<br />Pink is the girl<br /><br />When the dance ends,<br />Who will take you home?<br />Will you be a friend?<br />Will you be alone?<br /><br />When you are alone, you can still see your neighbor<br />Even with companions, you're alone in your laborUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-1159401725116243822006-09-27T17:01:00.000-07:002006-09-27T17:02:05.123-07:00alcoholic reFRESHment?anticipation<br />libation<br />dehydration<br />constipation<br />agitation<br />aggravation<br />desolation<br />retchulation<br />flatulation<br />flagellation<br />self-abnegation<br />consternation<br />resolation<br />repudiation<br />renunciation<br /><br />amnesiation<br /><br />anticipation<br />...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-1159071558412870122006-09-23T21:18:00.000-07:002006-09-23T21:19:18.426-07:00Karma<pre><br />(You've heard this part before:)<br />If you sprinkle<br /> when you tinkle,<br />Please be neat<br /> and wipe the seat.<br /><br />(Here's the part you haven't heard:)<br />If you don't, here's what you get:<br />Next time you need a spot to set,<br />Every one will be wet.<br /></pre>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-1158511029390816242006-09-17T09:36:00.000-07:002006-09-17T09:38:43.006-07:00Admire... Desire (Cultural Lessons)<pre><br />Admire honesty<br />Desire a good deal<br /> If you can get it for free<br /> That's ideal<br /> After all, it's a steal<br /><br />Admire generosity<br />Desire a good rate of return<br /> See how much you can urn<br /> During your sojourn<br /> Know what I mean, Verne?<br /><br />Admire contentment<br />Desire the new and improved widget<br /> In the other guy's digits<br /><br />Admire engagement<br />Desire escape<br /> From the pressure to always do better<br /> To save money more<br /> Between shopping sprees at the nearest mall-store.<br /><br />Admire commitment<br />Desire freedom<br /> To fly free like a bird<br /> Not a care in the world<br /> No one in the way<br /> To stifle your day<br /><br />Admire compassion<br />Desire justice --<br /> *My* rights and *my* dues<br /> What's owed to me by all of youse<br /><br />Admire giving<br />Desire getting<br /> Chase the pleasure, flee the pain<br /> Tally up all your losses and gains<br /> And leave it to the next guy<br /></pre>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-1158355726001803202006-09-15T14:28:00.000-07:002006-09-15T14:28:46.010-07:00People polarizePeople polarize<br />We accuse each other of telling lies<br />We fight for the right until somebody dies<br />Without regard for a baby's cries<br />We struggle and strive to win the prize<br />Of persuading others to pretend we're wise<br />Hiding our greed and fear behind a disguise<br />And we all wind up disenfranchised<br />So that all of life is a bad surprise<br />When people polarize<br /> It's hell<br /><br />But sometimes...<br />People harmonize<br />Working together in the grand enterprise<br />Of helping everyone to rise<br />From the suffering of endless tears and sighs<br />To lift our smiles and brighten our eyes<br />When we realize that we all comprise<br />Part of the same big communal hive<br />That will die if we let ourselves sterilize<br />The beautiful world we could prioritize<br />When people harmonize<br /> It's heavenUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-1158190116291171272006-09-13T16:28:00.000-07:002006-09-13T16:28:36.293-07:00Israelnik<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">Here we go with tanks and guns.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">Look at 'em scatter -- they're on the run.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">We're firing shells and bombs by the millions.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">Oops! We're hitting lots of civilians.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">Still the rockets continue to fall</span><br /><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">I guess we'll have to kill 'em all.</span><br /><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">If we kill all of them and they kill all of us,</span><br /><span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">No one will be left to make a fuss.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34365103.post-1158190071434935892006-09-13T16:27:00.000-07:002006-09-13T16:27:51.440-07:00Hizbollahim<span style="font-family: Comic Sans MS;">I fired a rocket in the air.<br />It fell to earth just over there.<br />Look, here they come with tanks and guns.<br />Saddle up, boys, it's time to run.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0